Navy–Hire this Blog
A study, written for U.S. Special Operations Command, suggested “clandestinely recruiting or hiring prominent bloggers.” This 2006 report for the Joint Special Operations University, “Blogs and Military Information Strategy,” offers a novel approach — co-opting bloggers, or even putting them on the payroll. “Hiring a block of bloggers to verbally attack a specific person or promote a specific message may be worth considering,” write the report’s co-authors, James Kinniburgh and Dororthy Denning.
I just want to let the US Navy know that I’m ready, willing, and able and I work cheap. In the first place, I am very pro-navy and pro-America. I won’t even eat baklava since the troubles with the Islamists began and I’d have no trouble attacking people for my country. I am willing to work for a flat rate or by the letter. Because I am so patriotic to begin with it’d be very hard for anybody to recognize that the fix was in.
Contact me and let’s talk. I would relish the opportunity to serve my country through my blog.
In spite of your obvious thinly-veiled racism, I haven’t seen you use any perjoratives against Arab-Americans so I doubt the military is interested in you. Maybe they should go after Little Green Fascists instead.
Thersites
April 2, 2008 at 2:13 pm