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CHICAGO — Round One goes to the Cubs.
Aramis Ramirez hit his fourth homer in the last three games and drove in two runs, and rookie Eric Patterson belted a two-run blast to power the Cubs to a 7-1 Interleague victory Sunday night over the White Sox and help Ryan Dempster stay unbeaten at home.

Ramirez hit a solo homer in the fifth and an RBI double in the seventh, as the Cubs posted the third sweep at Wrigley Field of their intracity rivals since Interleague play began in 1997. The White Sox will get a chance to play by American League rules next weekend at U.S. Cellular Field. Cubs fans who had their brooms confiscated by ushers might want to hang onto them.

Dempster (9-2) improved to 9-0 at home, giving up 10 hits and striking out four over eight-plus innings. His streak is the longest by a Cubs pitcher since Jon Lieber won 11 in a row in 2001.

“Next time we go on the road, we’ll leave him here and he can start the first game of the next homestand,” Cubs manager Lou Piniella said.

He’s kidding. Dempster’s next scheduled start actually will be on the road in his hometown when the intracity series resumes on the White Sox home turf.

“It’s Chicago — South Side, North Side, what’s the difference?” Piniella said. “That’s why we’re pitching him twice [in the series] — Sunday and Friday.”

Actually, Dempster now will go on Saturday in the second game of the rematch. The right-hander nearly notched his second complete game in his last three outings, and talked Piniella into letting him go back out in the ninth. But he gave up back-to-back singles to Jermaine Dye and Nick Swisher, and was pulled.

What’s the reason for his home-field advantage?

“Otis’ cooking,” Dempster said of clubhouse manager Tom Hellman’s clubhouse cuisine. “We’re going to start having him cook on the road.”

It’s more than the tuna fish sandwiches.

“I don’t think my fastball command has ever been as good as it is right now,” Dempster said. “That comes with work and consistent delivery. I’m trying to throw as many strikes as I can. We have a very good defense, and they’re making plays all over the place and turning double plays. I feel if I stay aggressive, and the fewer guys I walk, the better my game is.”

All he wants to do is attack the hitter, get ahead, and make them earn it. It’s working. Dempster posted his 10th quality start, and got double plays when he needed them.

Piniella even seemed to be caught up in the energy of the evening when he sprinted to the mound in the eighth to check on Dempster, instead of his us

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