McCain and Obama on Women

In an appearance before the National League of Cities and Towns in Washington D.C., McCain supposedly asked the crowd if they had heard “the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die?”

The punch line: “When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, “Where is that marvelous ape?”

I love that one.  One of the reasons that John McCain is able to make comments like this and call Hillary Clinton a bitch or his wife a cunt is because John McCain is a sophisticated guy.  You can actually picture him showing up at a bar in his bomber jacket and picking out the girl he’s going to sleep with that night.

Obama on the other hand is more of the President of the Chess Club type.  He’s that nerd who will give a girl flowers and act really nice in front of her parents, but you know as soon as he gets her alone he’s probably a sick and perverted little twerp.

You mark my words, come November women will vote overwhelmingingly for McCain. They’ll do it because that handsome flyboy in the bomber jacket is a lot more appealing than the Chess Club geek.  You have to love American women.

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