Putting the Party Back Into Republican Party
It is a new day for the Republican party. Gone are those boring fuddy duddy family values days. Our party has moved on and it is long overdue. Remember, Pete Sessions? He was once famous for being the boring old guy who complained about Janet Jackson’s halftime show. Now he’s having fundraisers in strip clubs.
We’re definitely the party that parties. Sure, we’ve had our share of scandals involving sex this year from Larry Craig to Vito Fosella to Richard Curtis, but you only go around once so you might as well make it count.
The newest Republican to show us he knows how to party like a rock star is John McCain who tried to enter his wife Cindy in the Miss Buffalo Chip contest at Sturgis. The Miss Buffalo Chip contest is a nightly topless beauty contest that occassionally goes bottomless too. I think she could have done it too. Yes sir, it is a new day for the GOP.
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