Hillary Clinton just gave an extremely halfhearted attempt at creating Democratic unity tonight. I guess acting is yet another thing the ice queen can’t do. Hopefully, those of you who are Hillary supporters out there will have seen through her thin charade and continue to support John McCain. A lot of forced smiles but not a lot of real support. Let’s go Pumas and Cougars, we’ve got a maverick to elect! Still in Pueblo where the ice machine is way too loud. There is no better way to make the Democratic establishment regret not taking you seriously as a voter than to praise your candidat’es speech while ignoring the mean of that speech and throwing your support 100% behind the campaign of somebody who is the antithesis of what she has been fighting for her whole life. You know a wise man once told this joke, “Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die?” The punch line: “When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, “Where is that marvelous ape?” The moral of the story of course is if you’re going to get raped anyway, you may as well enjoy it.