McCain’s plumbers send Obama down the drain
Going back to the early 1970s, Republicans have had a very close relationship with plumbers. Nixon himself was in charge of the White House plumbers when he was President. Last night, John McCain 
talked about Joe the Plumber a hard working Joe six pack in Ohio who loves McCain and hates social security. He’s not an actual licensed plumber, but he has worked on pipes before.
There are many other plumbers throughout this country who are counting on McCain to root out corruption. One of them McCain should have talked about is Mario the Plumber. Mario is a hard worker who owns a plumbing company with his brother. Mario’s girlfriend Pauline ran off with a big ape and he desperately wants her back. A lot of people would give up in this situation, but like McCain Mario is a maverick.
Mario is completely behind McCain and supports him totally. He knows that Obama will bring ruin to the country. He loves the fact that like himself, John McCain will stand up to any big ape who tries to take advantage of the United States. Two seperate plumbers can’t be wrong. Mcain/Palin for President.
