That’s Right Nate

I mentioned him last year during my White Male of Distinction feature and also in my interview yesterday at Zenyenta’s great website, so when I came across this Youtube video honoring the Edison of Poultry, I thought I’d share it with my loyal readers.

Saint Jing-Tao-Wow Day was indeed a great day for the Irish

What a great day I had this morning celebrating America’s newest holiday Saint Jing-Tao-Wow Day!  I hope you and yours had a joyous holiday as well.

9:00 Woke up and had 3 soft boiled eggs on white toast with orange juice for breakfast.  Went out in my pajamas to get the newspaper.

10:15 Arrived at work late and chewed out my employees for slacking.  Demanded that DuJuan an African-American employee play basketball against me at the local park.  I didn’t believe him when he told me he wasn’t very good.  We played for like 20 minutes of just awful basketball.  I let him know that I’d expect more from him next year.

11:30 Went to lunch.  I had a tuna melt and 3 martinis.  I had a lot of fun hitting on the waitress.

12:40  Arrived back at work and took a nap.  I told my employees that they were in charge and left promptly at 2PM

2:15  I listened to some light rock on the car radio as I drove around and watched other people celebrating the holiday.  I saw a white police officer had pulled over a black motorist and I honked at them both and gave them the thumbs up sign.

4:00 I arrived at my sister’s place.  It was a madhouse.  All the kids were running around acting super Catholic.  Somebody didn’t get the memo and decided a Saint must mean its yet another religious holiday.  I guess too many crazy kids running around and overly religious behavior is stereotypically Irish so maybe in their mixed up way, they celebrated the hobby.  Steve started prattling on about something or other with Easter so I was out of there by 4:30.

5:00 Dinner was tuna noodel caserole, but I used my mom’s recipe which has a special secret ingredient–you put crushed up potato chips on top and bake it with the chips right on there.  Of course when you eat alone you mostly just scrape off the top layer with the potato chips and put the rest into tupperware until you’re not really sure what it is anymore.

7:30  Cracked open a couple of microbrews and began to write this article.  I’m not really sure what this stuff is, but at $7 a bottle you know its good.

Happy Saint Jing-Tao-Wow Eve.  As you know, Saint Jing-Tao-Wow Day is America’s newest holiday.  First created by Lou Dobbs, and promoted by myself and several other bloggers, Saint Jing-Tao-Wow Day is a celebration of the ethnic stereotypes that bind us all together.  Go on out there and indulge to your heart’s content.  I will say between the Pakistani cab drivers, Chinese drivers, and Irish drinkers–tomorrow is probably a good day to stay off the road.  As envisioned by the great Loud Dobbs, this day shows us that all Americans who enterred the country have had to deal with stereotypical bullshit as we’ve tried to find our place in this world.  Before Mexicans were taking all our jobs, it was Irish, Italians, Germans, Jews, Chinese, and Polish.  May you all have a wonderful Saint Jing-Tao-Wow Eve and be sure to toon in tomorrow for a recap of my activities for the day.  Do be sure to check out the interview with me at Zenyenta’s site. I think I did a good job explaining WASP culture for the uninitiated.  I like opportunities like this to broaden understanding.

Today I’m not doing a full fledged post because we have some odds and ends to take care of.   Tomorrow, I’m sure I’ll be back with something appropriately specific.

Saint Jing-Tao-Wao Day: Don’t forget that the first annual Jing-Tao-Wao Day celebration is on Tuesday, March 31st.  Let’s all go out there and celebrate those ethnic stereotypes that unite us.  I know that the great Zenyenta will be interviewing me about WASP culture for the day.  I was happy to contribute to her celebration and hope that some of you will make it over to her site to read my new interview.  To learn about Saint Jing-Tao-Wow Day, visit this article.

My Blogroll: I intend to update my blogroll soon.  There are some great sites Like Annette’s Just My Little Piece of the World that should be on the blogroll.  If you have any other sites I should include please let me know.

Twitter: I will be adding tweets to my blog for those of you who can’t wait a whole day for my wisdom.  Look for them to be appearing this week.

Say what you will about this Obama Recession, but if there is a silver lining it is that families have started to remember that what’s really important in life are the simple things.  Inspired by the example of George W. Bush who seemed to enjoy nothing more than clearing brush at his ranch despite being the most powerful man in the world, these modern day Daniel Boone’s have taken to the great frontier.

I can’t help, but envy these people and their modern day pioneer spirit that proves you don’t have to be in a rural area to get in touch with America–any city park will do.  In their tents, sometimes whole families get away from the rat race, the plasma televisions, Facebook, and all those other distractions of modern life.  They may not have jobs or even homes, but these people have something even greater and that’s a little lady that we call America.  I hope that those people who put down Bush as a President will remember the inspiration he has been for all these people who have followed his lead back to nature.

As has been reported earlier on this blog, there is a grave threat to this country by the forces of globalism.   While Glenn Beck and Michelle Bachman have been standing up to the Chinese and their attempts to have one world currency.  I have been standing up to the Esperanti as they have tried to do the same to our language.  On March 25th Bachman wrote, ““Yesterday, during a Financial Services Committee hearing, I asked Secretary Geithner if he would denounce efforts to move towards a global currency and he answered unequivocally that he would,” said Bachmann. “And President Obama gave the nation the same assurances. But just a day later, Secretary Geithner has left the option on the table. I want to know which it is. The American people deserve to know.”

In order to ensure that the United States does not abandon the dollar, Representative Bachman (R-MN) has introduced a resolution that would bar the dollar from being replaced by any of them foreign currencies.  I applaud Ms. Bachman for her courage, though it appalls me that in a House of Representatives with like 250 people, we would need to rely on a woman for courage.  I ask that congress do a similiar resolution to make sure that English is not replaced by Esperanto as our official language regardless of Obama’s intent.

One of the biggest problems we face is a growing turf war wuthin the Modern Language Association, which has become more of a trade union for graduates with degrees in English than the gatekeeper of our linguistic purity.   As the MLA has weakened in its staunch defense of language, fringe groups like the APA and even a leftist University of Chicago secretary by the name of Kate Turabian have fought with the MLA over the proper way to cite sources, but alas nobody has picked up the slack when it comes to defending our lingistic integrity from sea to shining sea.

I hate to use the French as any sort of positive example, but they have a vigorous defense of their language’s integrity.   I call on Congress to create a Department of Linguistic Security that would bring organizations like the MLA under one umbrella group and defend us from the attempts of globalists to attempt to control our thoughts by controlling the language we use to express them.   We must come together as we did in the days after 9/11 to combat this growing threat.

After my first posting on Obama’s plan to impose a world language on this great country of ours, I received one of the most chilling comments I have ever received.  The poster was a man by the name of Bill Harmon and he wrote, “Of all the ridiculous misinformation about Esperanto that I’ve seen over the years, this one is the most ludicrous. Got just about everything wrong, and saying that President Obama is trying to add courses in Esperanto in the public schools is, unfortunately, also untrue.
Bah. this author needs medication or sequestering.”

Now, we have had all sorts of cranks wander into this site, but I did some research and Mr. Harmon is not merely some Obama zombie who happened across this site.  No, dear readers, he is one of the Esperanto Illuminati or as I refer to them, The Esperanti.  Bill Harmon has written books on the topic of Esperanto and has traveled extensively including to Asia to proselytize Esperanto.   Asia is of course the continent where China recently came out in favor of one world currency.  Furthermore,  Mr. Harmon has an email address with the coveted @Esperanto.com.  The man is clearly in the Esperanti.

Gentle readers, this sinister threat to drug me and possibly place me in one of the FEMA concentration camps has chilled me to the bone, but at the same time I endeavor to uncover the secret ancient texts of the Esperanti.   Esperanto was first developed in the 1870s and 1880s by Dr. Ludovic Lazarus Zamenhof a Russian Jew and a secular humanist.  Its long ties to communism and communist ideas predate the Soviet revolution in Russia.  These are dangerous people that I have now made enemies of, but Obama’s wall of lies must be exposed.  I am left with several questions after exploring this constructed language?

1. Do humans have the right to undo the curse God put on us for building the Tower of Babel?

2. Can any good come from the inherently evil constructed languages like Esperanto and Pig Latin?

3. Will we sit idly by while the Esperanti threaten those who speak out against Obama’s new world order?

I believe as an American that the answer to all 3 of these questions is no.

I have been learning a lot recently from Glenn Beck.  I don’t think there is another reporter who has a better grasp of what this country stands to lose during an Obama presidency.  Beck is the one who first broke the story of attempts by the Obama administration to revive the science of eugenics and get FEMA busy constructing concentration camps.  Now unfortunately, along with Beck’s keen journalistic mind comes a sensitive poet’s heart.   I believe the poor man has suffered more for love of his country than any man should ever have to so in order to save him some grief, I’m going to break tonight’s story myself.

For those of you who have not been paying attention (and shame on you), since he became President, Obama has been pushing hard to create a new world order.   Recently, his friends the Chinese anounced that they believed the world should have one currency.  Notice that the Obama administration has done absolutely nothing to distance themselves from that.  Now, comes Obama’s most insidious attempt at creating a facist world state–controlling our very thoughts by controlling the words that we can use to express ourselves.

Obama was the first Presidential campaign to have an advertisement in Esperanto and translated all his campaign videos into Esperanto.  For those of you not familiar with this farce, Esperanto is an attempt to create one language for the whole world and do away with national and ethnic languages.   If they want one language, I don’t see why they can’t be bothered to learn English like the rest of us.  Anyway, it has been reported to me now by a reliable source that a large part of Obama’s education stimulus is designated for Esperanto instruction in the public schools.  There is already a page on Change.gov demanding that all public schools in this country teach Esperanto and I kid you not, it has over 3,700 looney leftists lending their support to this insane idea.  We must stand up and fight this idea now.  Call you congressman and tell him that this is America.

[UPDATE 1: Blogger Threatened after Exposing Obama Plan - Read the chilling follow up to this post]

[UPDATE 2: The story behind the story.   How this post became the toast of the conservative internet 6 months later.]