Our Blog’s Newest Award
As you know, winning the Natie in 2008 was a great moment indeed for this blog. This year, award season has started early as we have been honored by Zenyeta with the prestigious…Actually I don’t know what its called, but we one it. Unfortunately, like most awards there are strings attached. I have no doubt, that I will soon be hit up for money for some foundation or scholarship fund that I’ll be expected to contribute to as an award winner. As an award winner, I am tasked with selecting other blogs for the committee. Those nominees are below:
Drinking Liberally in New Milford
Finally, I am supposed to write 10 honest things about myself:
1. I often have trouble expressing myself clearly because other people don’t share my enormous intellect.
2. Sometimes, I think I love too much
3. I believe that I am the greatest hope for the Republican party taking the White House in 2012
4. I believe that Obama’s iron fisted fascism is more frightening than his Pollyanna world view.
5. I rooted for the asteroid in Armageddon and never understood why it wouldn’t have been easier to teach astronauts to drill rather than teach drillers to be astronauts.
6. I taught myself English at a very young age by listening to my parents and I get really irritated when others are too lazy to do so.
7. I once considered voting for a Democrat to impress a girl. Then I realized I could just tell her I did.
8. My bed is shaped like a rocket ship.
9. I love movie montages where characters try on clothes
10. I know 14 ways to disable an attacker with my barehands, a coat hanger, and a can of bug spray.
I am very honored to be nominated for such an illustrious committee. I know my politics are rather distasteful to you and most of your readers, but I hope to live up to this award’s expectations.
Dollface
May 5, 2009 at 10:53 am
‘Honest Scrap’–I have long desired to be associated with this phenomenal phenomenon! Bless you, Nate.
PS I don’t actually have to DO anything, do I?
equa yona
May 5, 2009 at 1:09 pm
I was going to tell you about that in your comments section. You have to do what I did and name other potential winners, brag about the award, and tell 10 honest things about yourself.
thatsrightnate
May 5, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Thanks for doing this, Nate. You know, number 5 makes sense.
zenyenta
May 5, 2009 at 8:19 pm
I love movie montages where a gang of young people transform a rundown building into a dance studio
beccyjoe
May 6, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo is there anything that movie didn’t have?
thatsrightnate
May 7, 2009 at 4:25 pm