Archive for September 2009
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Obama’s Attempt to Brainwash our Children

You know who else liked addressing children? Hitler
Imagine sending your children to the safety of their own school only to find out that the day’s lessons will include reciting a socialist oath of allegiance? Would you do it? Millions of parents were faced with that very decision back on Columbus Day in 1892 when Republican President Benjamin Harrison applauded efforts to have school children across the nation recite The Pledge of Allegiance–an oath written by avowed socialist Francis Bellamy. Despite the best efforts of your humble blogger, this socialist oath continues to be used to indoctrinate our children into the world of universal socialism.
This week Barrack Obama will attempt to further indoctrinate your children by speaking to them this coming Tuesday in school and pushing his own personal values. An Obama mouthpiece Tommy Vietor stated, “The goal of the speech and the lesson plans is to challenge students to work hard in school, to not drop out and to meet short-term goals like behaving in class, doing their homework and goals that parents and teachers alike can agree are noble. This isn’t a policy speech. This is a speech designed to encourage kids to stay in school.”
Really? Isn’t staying in school and working hard a value? It’s certainly not one that I want my daughter exposed to. Do you know who else liked to speak to school children? Adolph Hitler–you can look it up. My relationship with my daughter was nearly shattered when she got brainwashed by her liberal teachers into supporting Obama over my objections in the election. It was only my post-election panic attack which brought us back together.
What many people consider objectionable is the materials that were sent to principals a week ago. These materials contained lesson plans that encouraged students to “take notes”, “write down key phrases”, and “write letters to themselves on how they can achieve their own goals”. I’m sorry, but school is not the place for this sort of thing. Taking notes forces students to pay attention to what is said, when they might otherwise not be inclined to.
If you do not want your children coming home from school that day talking about collective farming and religion being the opiate of the masses keep your children home. If that is not practical, then please keep them up late on Monday night perhaps playing video games. Send them to school without breakfast the following morning or with an overdose of high fructose corn syrup so that they will crash before the speech even starts. You could also suggest they try health care town hall tactics in the classroom and attempt to disrupt the President’s speech by shouting down the teacher.
Michelle Bachman Urges People to Slit their Wrists
Recently, Michelle Bachman made a statement that has caused a great deal of concern. She is normally a very gifted public speaker known for her pro-Americanism, but in this case I urge you not to follow her. “This cannot pass,” Michele told the crowd in Denver this week, “What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing. This will not pass. We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn’t pass.”
She went on to add an elegant flourish rejecting Obama’s health care initiatives by decrying, “Right now, we are looking at reaching down the throat and ripping the guts out of freedom. And we may never be able to restore it if we don’t man up and take this one on.”
While I wholeheartedly agree that we must protect freedom’s guts from Obama, every year it is estimated 1 million people commit suicide. For many people it is because they are listening to heavy metal music, are living a homosexual lifestyle, playing video games, or just live in a country with rationed health care, but for many other people serious depression can cause them to believe there is no hope. Please do not sacrifice yourself to oppose Obama’s health care initiatives. There are other ways to do it. If you or somebody you know is considering slitting your wrists please visit http://www.sprc.org/.
70th Anniversary of WWII Brings Fresh Obama-Hitler Comparisons
Today is the 70th anniversary of Germany invading Poland, which is generally considered the first act of World War II in much the way that the Hall of Fame game is the unofficial start of the NFL season. While the fighting began in 1939, the evidence of Hitler’s mounting terror began earlier and just as today patriotic truth tellers were at political meetings in Germany undoubtedly comparing Hitler to Hitler the way they now compare Obama to Hitler. Will we learn a lesson from the failure of Germans to stand up to the fascist liberalism of the Nazis or will we as a country march down the same path?
The comparisons between Hitler and Obama are myriad. Superficially, they both had white mothers, we’re between 5’5″ and 6’5″ in height, and were community organizers. There is an excellent website here that shows many reasons that Obama is literally Hitler, but I don’t think we need a website to look at many of the similarities. Hitler launched an extremely destructive holocaust that killed 6 million Jews. Obama wants to launch a new health care system though at this time, it is difficult to predict the number of people it will kill. Hitler took away the individual rights of the people of Germany like the right not to kill people. Obama has likewise taken away our rights by attempting to tax business for polluting with this cap and trade tax.
Let’s not forget that like Obama, Hitler was not born in Germany. He was born in Austria and both Hitler and Obama give good speeches. Let us not forget Hitler had his Hitler Youth while Obama has his Americorps program. Thank goodness that Michelle Bachmann has bravely stepped forward to offer up her son to keep tabs on Americorps from the inside by joining Teach For America.
So maybe some of these comparisons could be made between Hitler and many other candidates. How can I be so sure that the Obama-Hitler comparison is apt? It’s quite simple. Look at how Democrats like Barney Frank have reacted when people have pointed out the similarities between Obama and Hitler. It seems like this accusation must be hitting a nerve because of it’s accuracy.
There are so many similarities between Obama and Hitler and the only real difference I can see is that the Republicans were unwilling to take up arms against Hitler. So how do we make sure that Obama is unable to follow in Hitler’s footsteps and lead us to a land war in Russia in the winter time? I believe the answer is in looking at our past and the lessons we learned from dealing with Hitler all those years ago. How appropriate is the old poem by Martin Niemoller. Just remember, it isn’t too late.
First they came for the people who brought guns to town hall meetings and I didn’t speak up because I left my gun at home. Then they came for the uninsured and I didn’t speak up because I had insurance. Then they came for the people who had tortured detainees and I didn’t speak up because I didn’t torture anybody. Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me.”