I’m With Rush – Goodbye USA
A lot of people listen to Rush Limbaugh to find out the scary news of what’s going on in this country. I don’t do that. Glenn Beck is far scarier. Instead, I listen to Rush Limbaugh for inspiration. His 20+ year battle against the liberal menace has inspired me countless times, but his show today made me proud to be an American. When asked what he would do if Obama’s health care plan does pass, Limbaugh announced that he would move to Costa Rica.
At first, I was shocked at the loss of one of our national treasures, but the more I thought about it the more I understood Rush’s point. As a radio talk show host, he’s forced to sit in a little studio for a good part of the day and he’s come to rely on a steady flow of prescription and non-prescription pain medication to get him through his day. Any danger to that supply line is a danger to his livelihood and as such it makes sense to go to Costa Rica where his American dollars can keep him properly medicated. It isn’t a question of patriotism as much as the right of Rush to earn a living.
I have been inspired by Rush myself. I find myself getting a bit peckish for a Xanax from time to time and in the event Obama’s health care passes, I could risk a long wait for my Xanax as well as for my Nembutal, Mebaral, Valium, Librium, Tranxene, Halcion, BuSpar, and Horse Tranquilizer needs. Following Rush’s example I started to look for a place to move to and desiring a warm climate and other white people. I think I could be quite happy living in Guam and I will publicly go on record as saying in Obama’s Health Care passes, I will be leaving this country and moving to Guam instead. I hope it doesn’t come to that.
Canada would be a great place to move if it wasn’t socialist. Plus, all of the French speaking citizens. Jeez! I guess Canada isn’t such a good idea. Whatever happened to Texas and Alaska seceding from the Union? If only Reagan was president. He’d know what to do.
wrecksracer
March 9, 2010 at 10:57 pm
I think Guam looks like it has great weather. Come join me there.
thatsrightnate
March 9, 2010 at 11:03 pm
Hey, it’s been 70 and sunny all week in Texas. Rick Perry is and the Secessioneers are going to get re-elected. Louie Gohmert is only the 23rd most conservative Congressman, but we are working on him. We hate Obamacare and we have access to cheap drugs from Guadalahara. Y’all come down now!
steve
March 9, 2010 at 11:16 pm
And a freedom-loving East Texan just tried to blow up the post office in Owentown. Texans are going to destroy the federal tax system one post office and one IRS building at a time.
steve
March 9, 2010 at 11:20 pm
I’m howling over here – good one, Nate. Feeling a bit peckish myself lately. Room for one more in Guam?
Shannon
March 9, 2010 at 11:27 pm
Uhm. Guam is part of the US and the reps are doing their best to be included in the health care plan.
Jack
March 10, 2010 at 3:01 am
How can Guam be part of the US? It’s by China and it isn’t on any map of the United States that I’ve ever seen.
thatsrightnate
March 10, 2010 at 6:21 am
Shannon there’s always room for one more.
thatsrightnate
March 10, 2010 at 6:21 am
Do they serve Tiki drinks in Guam? That and some Harry Belafonte records would make a swell vacation.
wrecksracer
March 10, 2010 at 7:29 am
Oh I expect tropical drinks are a must, but Harry Belafonte is as unammerican as Obama. I recommend the Kingston Trio’s tropical songs.
thatsrightnate
March 11, 2010 at 6:45 am
Nate: I’m feeling sad here, now that healthcare has been passed and you are about to leave us to go to Guam. How will you ever be able to keep the liberals in check from Guam? Do they even have internet in Guam?
bishop
March 23, 2010 at 11:45 am
I’m looking into all that now. I need to research Guam, but don’t mistake my resolve.
thatsrightnate
March 23, 2010 at 7:24 pm