That’s Right Nate

Though I continue to see it as one of the gravest threats to our country, I don’t really know what the gay agenda is all about.   Needless to say I was shocked and dismayed to learn that they had gotten to Ricky Martin too.   Since he first burst on the scene with Menudo, I always thought that Ricky Martin had the machismo and Latin charisma of a young Cesar Romero. To find out that one of the music industry’s most eligible men is actually gay is shocking to say the least.

“I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man,” Martin wrote this week on his official web site. “I am very blessed to be who I am.”

There is no telling what other artists we thought were straight will come out in the days and weeks to come as the homosexual agenda continues to sweep across this continent in a rainbow colored wave of debauchery, but you can be sure that www.thatsrightnate.com will keep you updated.

Jack Kimble (R-CA) is still my favorite congressman, but Louis Gohmert (R-TX) has made a strong case for second this week by fighting for this nation’s moral center.   In opposing the Matthew Shepard and James Byrd Hate Crimes Act, Gohmert made liberals face the facts they try to avoid–namely that if people stop assaulting homosexuals based on their sexual preference we may as well start legalizing bestiality and necrophilia.   His logic is irrefutable.   If people aren’t allowed to attack people based on race or sexual orientation, then how can we as a country possibly say you can’t have sex with dead people?

Now, some people immediately would label Representative Gohmert a racist simply because he doesn’t think it should be illegal to attack other races based on their skin color, but that is not Louis Gohmert.   Gohmert in his speech pointed out that he once voted for Alan Keyes because he found him “articulate”.  So you see, Gohmert can’t possibly be racist.  What he is instead is a great champion for America’s moral values.  Liberals who oppose him prove themselves to be both Unamerican and Unchristian.

In other news, 30 Senate Republicans stood up to Minnesota Senator and left wing loon Al Franken who jammed an amendment to a defense bill through the Senate to deny company’s government funding if they refused to allowed employees who were raped to seek justice in court.  It seems everybody from terrorists on down wants access to our bleeding heart judges.   The amendment was inspired by Jamie Leigh Jones who while working in the Green Zone in Iraq was gang raped by her fellow Haliburton employees, locked in a shipping container, denied access to communication with the outside world, and told she would lose her job if she left Iraq or sought medical attention.  When she returned to the states she was unable to press charges because she had signed a contract with Haliburton subsidiary KBR that forbid her from taking sexual assault charges to court.

What liberals forget is that our country’s defense contractors need a chance to blow off steam when they’re so far from home.  Evidently, Mr. Franken would rather all the employees go sip some lemonade and watch DVDs of his Stuart Smalley movie when their off duty.   It was great to see 30 Senate Republicans standing tall for the rights of our fighting men and women to blow off some steam, well maybe not our fighting women so much, but there aren’t a lot of women over there anyway.  This is exactly what so many tea baggers were talking about when they pleaded for a return to the values that built this country.  If you would like to write any of these 30 Republican Senators and thank them for standing up for our brave fighting men, here is a list:

Alexander (R-TN) Barrasso (R-WY) Bond (R-MO) Brownback (R-KS) Bunning (R-KY) Burr (R-NC) Chambliss (R-GA) Coburn (R-OK) Cochran (R-MS) Corker (R-TN) Cornyn (R-TX) Crapo (R-ID) DeMint (R-SC) Ensign (R-NV) Enzi (R-WY) Graham (R-SC) Gregg (R-NH) Inhofe (R-OK) Isakson (R-GA) Johanns (R-NE) Kyl (R-AZ) McCain (R-AZ) McConnell (R-KY) Risch (R-ID) Roberts (R-KS) Sessions (R-AL) Shelby (R-AL) Thune (R-SD) Vitter (R-LA) Wicker (R-MS)

First, a word of caution to all the father’s out there.   If your daughter gives you a permission slip to join the pom team at her school, make sure the ink hasn’t smeared before calling the school as an irate parent.   Pornography has been in the news this week so I guess that might be part of the problem.

Tom Coburn’s chief of staff, Michael Schwartz gave a speech for the Value Voters Summit last week that explained, “All pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards…Now, think about that. And if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he’s going to want to get a copy of Playboy? I’m pretty sure he’ll lose interest. That’s the last thing he wants! You know, that’s a good comment, it’s a good point, and it’s a good thing to teach young people.”

This immediately brought a couple of questions to my mind:

1. If you read Playbody, but only the articles, will that turn you bisexual?
2. If somebody was already gay, would watching porn make them straight more efficiently than the current deprogramming methods?

However, what this really did for me is to make me feel even more sympathy for Carrie Prejean, the former Miss California USA contestant.   You see, Carrie is most famous for coming out against gay marriage at the Miss USA pageant that she totally would have won otherwise.  At the time liberals like Perez Hilton tried to make her out to be some kind of bigot, but her story is much more complex.

“I am a Christian, and I am a model. Models pose for pictures, including lingerie and swimwear photos,” explained Miss Prejean when a half dozen racy pictures of her surfaced.  Carrie looks amazingly attractive in those pictures and I can’t help, but think that many an 11 year old boy could spend a considerable amount of time studying them.  The problem is, as Michael Schwartz explained, this act will make them gay.   At which point, Miss Prejean will oppose their marriage.   I certainly don’t approve of the lifestyle, but I can’t help think that this is hypocritical when she helped to cause the gay lifestyle in the first place.

I hate to be an I told you so, but I warned this would happen.   A recent Des Moines Register poll concluded that 8% of Iowans have had their lives dramatically and irrevocably altered by the state’s legalization of gay marriage.

As Iowa becomes a homosexual paradise, it will only be a short period of time until dance clubs begin to open from Des Moines to Cedar Rapids and Prada replaces flannel in the local malls.  The only piece of good news that I saw was that even though only 4% of Iowans said that gay marriage had a negative impact on their lives, 35% of the state strongly opposes gay marriage.   It’s nice to see that the moral members of the state aren’t going to let the lack of impact on their own lives to voice their strong opposition to gay marriage.

As others have pointed out, gay marriage is a slippery slope that will inevitably lead to legalized child molestation, people marrying furniture, and Anglicans.   I urge the state to come to their senses and stand against this abomination despite the fact that for 92% of you, it in no way has any impact whatsoever on your life.

Our brave fighting men shouldn't have to put up with homosexual behavior in their ranks.

I’ve never been a big fan of don’t ask, don’t tell.   I think if you’re gay and somebody asks you, you should have to admit it.   However, I believe this policy is very important to keeping us safe.  Let’s try and take morality out of the question regardless of how difficult it is to look past the sinful lifestyles of homosexuals and try and analyze the situation fairly.

On the side for allowing homosexuals to serve openly is the fact that all other NATO countries do and our soldiers will be working with them anyway.   With the military overextended, we really can’t afford to lose about 650 soldiers every year under this policy especially when many potential gay recruits don’t join the military in the first place because of the policy.  Worse yet, some of the biggest shortages are in the areas of the most need–particularly Arab language translators. On the other hand, gays are kind of icky.   I mean God created Adam and Eve and not Adam and Steve.   Other than the whole eating from the tree of knowledge and getting kicked out of paradise thing, it seems to have served us very well.

The reason I’m writing on this topic is because of Rachel Maddow who I suspect may be gay herself.   She has short hair and never wears dresses.  She recently had a homosexual pilot on her show named Lt. Colonel Victor Fehrenbach. Talk about a flamer. I don’t think you’d have to ask to see that he was gay. We were supposed to feel all bad because the country spent $25,000,000 to train him and now was kicking him out. They said he was a hero because he was decorated in two theaters while serving in Iraq and Afghanistan. Now, we know the troops need their entertainment even in a fire fight, and sure gays have shown a lot of talent in theater, but there’s a lot more to fighting a war than being able to put on a reasonable version of Wicked on the front lines.

We are currently involved in two wars and there are a good number of hot spots where a third could break out. We need every able bodied man and woman from working class homes to join the war effort, but that doesn’t mean we need to start lowering our standards by accepting gays. We’ve already lowered them a little by accepting criminals (something I supported), but our military will only be strong as long as we have the moral high ground.

This week Barrack Obama announced that he had selected Rick Warren of California’s Saddleback Mountain Church to give the blessing at his inauguration.  Surprisingly, this simple matter has drawn the ire of the homosexual agenda.  The problem that some people have with the good reverend stem from some comments that his Saddleback Mountain Church has made about homosexuals.

Warren’s has specifically said that as homosexuality is clearly listed as a sin in the Bible homosexuals are not to be allowed at Saddleback Mountain.  This seems extremely fair to me.  They point out the scripture:

“Homosexuality is absolutely forbidden, for it is an enormous sin.” (Lev. 18:22)

They also have been putting intense pressure on the Red Lobster chain of restaurants for similarly violating scripture:

“Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.”(Lev. 11:12)

The godless agenda of both the homosexuals and of the lobster lobby have united to denounce The Saddleback Mountain Church for their sincere attempts to bring the strictures of Leviticus into the modern world.  This to me is a real shame.  I don’t care how people may turn on Rick Warren and Saddleback Mountain Church, I can’t quit them.