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I’m Back…And I’m Angry

As usual, the convention was amazing.
I just returned from what should have been one of the greatest week’s of my life. Very few people are lucky enough to attend the Great Lakes Regional Public Storage Expo and Convention, which in my mind is the Super Bowl of self-storage conventions. They are doing amazing things with corrugated cardboard and I don’t mind telling you that within 5 years, it will revolutionize the way we pack things. My song parody “The Locks I Love” (sung to The Look of Love) was a huge hit and even bigger than last year’s Baby Got Box. I did quite well at self-storage pictionary too. The father of modern storage facility management Martin Loviglio not only talked with me, but recognized me. I even got to see the United States beat Brazil 2-0 in some soccer tournament at the hotel bar between conferences.
Then I came back. I discovered that my good name had been run through the dirt at a variety of websites simply because I dared to use my first amendment rights to question whether Obama had murdered South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford. Well my friends, I’m rested, invigorated and ready to take on such liberal bastions as Intershame , Wordsmoker, and Balloon-Juice as well as a myriad of forums and message boards. Look, I’ll be the first to admit that I was probably wrong about Obama murdering Sanford, but as I’ve said before, politicians have a responsibility to avoid not just impropriety, but the appearance of impropriety. Obama deserves just as much of the blame as I do because it was his behavior that enabled me to mistakenly accuse him of murder. Obama may not have murdered the governor of South Carolina, but there are 49 other states and for their sakes, we need to remain ever vigilant.
Business
Business in the self-storage industry continues to boom. I am auctioning off a bunch of stuff this week that people lost when they couldn’t pay their bills. There is some very nice stuff and it should give me enough to pay for my trip this week to Indiana for the SSIA trade show. I’ve also just got my plane tickets for the September 4-6 trade show coming up in Las Vegas for the Self Storage Association Trade Show. Cal Ripken is the big guest of honor, but I’m looking forward to seeing Tony Blankley almost as much. If you’re in Las Vegas at that time, I can’t recommend the public access day enough.
I have also completed plans for my mid July road trip. I’m going to be visiting all the Republican Presidential Libraries/museums in the midwest. I’m looking to do Hoover in Iowa, Ford in Michigan, and then end with Harding, McKinnley, and Hayes in Ohio. I’ve already done Lincoln. If this trip doesn’t provide inspiration I don’t know what will.