Please Come to DC
Well, my apologies for being so slow to post, but I usually use Firefox and Word Press has not been working with Firefox lately. I just tried Internet Explorer as a lark. I really don’t like it at all, but it’ll work for posting. Tomorrow, Glenn Beck will be trying to take back the Civil Rights movemement for the people who started it–The Mormons. I was actually inspired to write a song about the rally in DC which I will be attending. The song is based on the song Chicago by Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young. If a karaoke version of the song was available, I would have even recorded it for you.
Please Come to DC
So your brother’s bound and gagged
And they’ve made him get health care
Won’t you please come to DC just like King
In a land that’s known as Freedom
How can such a thing be fair
Won’t you please follow Glenn Beck for the help that he can bring
You should buy more gold
The world may just explode
Goldline – Is our Sponsor
Politicians sit yourselves down
There’s a microphone for you here
Won’t you please come to DC for a ride
Don’t take the green or yellow line
‘Cause you’ll find black people there
Won’t you please come to DC so your grandma doesn’t die
{Refrain}
You should buy more gold
The world may just explode
Get buying – if you believe in justice
Get buying – and if you believe in freedom
Get buying – let a man live his own life
Get buying – rules and regulations
Who needs them, open up the door
Wealthy people must be free
I hope the day comes soon
Won’t you please come to DC, show your face
From the bottom of the ocean
To the mountains of the moon
Won’t you please come to DC, and meet others of your race
{Refrain}
We can buy more gold (4x)
The Hot Men of the GOP
First, I feel the need to address this first— I am not gay. However, a couple of days ago some conservatives created a video that showed how much hotter GOP women were then their Democrat counterparts. I thought this was awesome, but they got accused of my sogony, which I guess is a form of sexism. Anyway, wanting to sex the record straight, here is a video for the ladies out there showing that GOP men are equally hot.
The Ground Zero Mosque
New York Dolls is just one of the businesses being asked to allow a Mosque as their neighbor
First off, I want to go on record as saying that not every Muslim is a terrorist. Half the Muslims in this country are peaceful, patriotic, and love this country as much as anybody else. The problem we have is with the other half. I remember when I was a child growing up in the civil rights movement when there were marches and the spectre of integration, my dad would frequently tell me, “I have no problem with most black people. It’s just these uppity ones who aren’t happy with their own neighborhoods, they want to move into mine.” He really did love black people, but he wanted them to be sensitive to the effect that moving into a white neighborhood would have on property values and the neighborhood itself. He wouldn’t deny their right to move into our neighborhood, he just wanted them to be sensitive to our needs and be good neighbors by not moving into our neighborhood. It seems nowadays we are asking Muslims to do the same thing.
The events of 9/11 were horrific and remain forever on our national conscience. Putting a mosque of all things within 2 blocks of this site would be like building a federal cemetery on Robert E. Lee’s farm. Can you imagine how the South would react if we did that or put federal buildings along General Sherman’s path of destruction. Even as we triumphed over the Indians to claim America as our birthright, we would never build a tribute to our greatest Presidents on sacred Indian burial ground. Can’t the Muslims show the same restraint? Frankly, I’m still waiting for them to apologize to me for 9/11.
Now, defenders of so called freedom of religion point to the first amendment of the Constitution as proof that the Muslims have a right to build a community center on their own private property, but that’s not what the founding fathers wanted. You write a Constitution to protect your rights–not to protect the rights of people you don’t agree with. Our founding fathers to promise people freedom to choose their own faith, but they meant popular religions. Do you want to be a Baptist or a Southern Baptist? Take your pick.
New Yorkers don’t seem to be bothered by this potential terrorist training camp in their midst. Fortunately, the rest of the country has come forward to demand that peaceful Muslims refudiate this Mosque. Even Democrat Harry Reid weighed in against building the Mosque in this location. Nobody in this country knows more about where new construction is tasteful than Las Vegas’ own Senator. I have to wonder how
Rand Paul and John Belushi – A Double Standard
Rand Paul has recently come under fire after an article from GQ magazine. The article claimed that Paul and another student abducted her:
According to this woman, who requested anonymity because of her current job as a clinical psychologist, “He and Randy came to my house, they knocked on my door, and then they blindfolded me, tied me up, and put me in their car. They took me to their apartment and tried to force me to take bong hits. They’d been smoking pot.” After the woman refused to smoke with them, Paul and his friend put her back in their car and drove to the countryside outside of Waco, where they stopped near a creek. “They told me their god was ‘Aqua Buddha’ and that I needed to bow down and worship him,” the woman recalls. “They blindfolded me and made me bow down to ‘Aqua Buddha’ in the creek. I had to say, ‘I worship you Aqua Buddha, I worship you.’ At Baylor, there were people actively going around trying to save you and we had to go to chapel, so worshiping idols was a big no-no.”
Now, I must admit that this action didn’t particularly shock me. I think abducting people is perfectly natural and if it wasn’t, God would not have given us abductor muscles. Kidnapping, endangerment, and drug use are things that happen on every college campus across America on a regular basis. However, I see a very serious double standard. In fact, I see this as a plus because if the US is ever going to kidnap al-Qaeda leaders and bring them to justice, it’s nice to have experience in the legislative branch telling us what will and won’t work.
At the end of the movie Animal House, the Bluto character played by John Belushi showed up at the Faber Homecoming Parade and dressed like a pirate he proceeded to abduct a blonde coed to laughter and cheers from the audience. In fact, after showing this picture a caption came on screen to say that Bluto was later married to this woman and elected Senator. Bluto was a hero.
Compare the reaction to what Bluto did to the scathing attacks that it has brought on Rand Paul. Is the problem that Belushi and his friends were anti-establishment anti-military radicals, while Rand is a true blooded conservative? Whatever the reason, there is clearly a double standard here.
Jack Kimble Cracks the Liberal Media
[I mentioned before that I had joined the Jack Kimble campaign team. Well, I'm pleased to announce that my hard work has paid off. On Monday, Huffington Post's lead story mentioned the good congressman. Of course, I helped Mr. Kimble with his response.]
Jon Kyl Backs Republican 14th-Amendment Repeal Effort To Deny Citizenship To Immigrants’ Children
I applaud Senators Kyl and Graham for championing this battle in the Senate and my colleague Lamar Smith for proposing the Birthright Citizenship Act of 2009 in The House. Passing it will be one of my top priorities when we return from recess.
Unfortunately, repealing the 14th Amendment will take a very long time. If anybody remembers the battle for that silly ERA Amendment in the 1970s, you know I’m not exaggerating when I say this may take a decade to fix. That is why we must immediately close off our borders to any sexually active women of child bearing age. President Obama, if you are serious about stopping the problem of anchor babies than every sexually active woman is a ticking time bomb.
Repealing a Constitutional Amendment is no small task. It is a solemn task that our country has only undertaken once in its long history. However, the 14th Amendment is an antiquated reminder of the last half of the 19th Century–a time when there was very little immigration in this country to worry about. It is time for us to move forward.
Congressman Jack Kimble
54′th District California”
Senator Graham and Congressman Kimble Call for Repeal of 14th Amendment
South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham and California Congressman Jack Kimble have announced that they are considering a Constitutional Amendment to repeal the 14th amendment. The 14th Amendment grants citizenship to all children born in the United States.
The problem is that these babies are often born to illegal immigrants serving as an anchor to allow the family to become legal immigrants themselves. The 14th amendment which allows birthright citizen was passed during the second half of the 19th century at a time when there was not much immigration in the United States. Now that our borders are practically exploding with immigrants, it’s time to stop this antiquated practice.
“I may introduce a constitutional amendment that changes the rules if you have a child here,” Graham said during an interview with Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren. “Birthright citizenship I think is a mistake … We should change our Constitution and say if you come here illegally and you have a child, that child’s automatically not a citizen.”
Asked how intent Graham is on introducing the amendment, the South Carolina Republican responded: “I got to.”
“Talking with Senator Graham has convinced me that a Constitutional Amendment is the way to go,” responded Senator Kimble, “I think we need to go in that direction, but the process is rather slow moving and we need to take emergency action now.”
When asked what those emergency actions should be, Kimble responded, “Abortion is not an answer and as a Catholic I don’t believe in artificial contraception either. The only way to make sure that immigrants do not have children in this country as 3/4 of the states vote on the convention is to not allow sexually active women or women who have had sex within the past 9 months into the country.”
Kimble went on to say, “I am perfectly willing to accept the honor system. I do not think we have to only allow women who are virgins or past child bearing age into the country, but that is certainly one way we could go.”
“I’m a practical guy, but when you go forward, I don’t want 20 million more 20 years from now,” said Graham. “I want to be fair. I want to be humane. We need immigration policy, but it should be on our terms, not someone else’s. I don’t know how to fix it all. But I do know what makes people mad, that 12 million people came here, and there seems to be no system to deal with stopping 20 million 20 years from now.”
“Immigration is a threat that previous generations of Americans didn’t have to worry about. I believe in following the original intent of the Constitution, but I don’t think we can always support the Constitution when it stands in the way of our freedom,” concluded Kimble.
Indians Must Do Their Part to Keep Undesirables Out
By now you’ve probably read about the judge’s decision today on Arizona House Bill 1070. It was a terrible blow for freedom loving Americans everywhere who know what a great country we have and don’t want foreigners messing it up. I want to address House Bill 1070 tonight, but I planned today’s blog before the Judge’s ruling so I want to talk about something else—Native Americans and immigration.
I’ve noticed that in Arizona, the new immigration law has received a great deal of resistance from the American Indian community. It occurs to me that a large part of the problem is educating Indians. You see, I don’t think Indians are actually hostile to enforcing the law as much as uninformed as to what’s at stake. Just like the rest of us, Native Americans have an obligation to enforce immigration laws because of the danger that illegal aliens possess to our way of life. When you have some 12,000,000 illegal immigrants entering your country, you can’t hope but find it transformed. I am sure once Native Americans understand these issues, they will side with us.
Profiling in Arizona need not be done racially. Frankly, nobody under 60 who isn’t an illegal immigrant has any interest in going to Arizona anyway. Actually, that’s probably closer to 70–about the age when a doctor tells you that a warm, dry, climate is the only thing that can keep you alive. Ironically, Mexico has such a climate. Anyway, if the cops simply say they’re pulling everybody who doesn’t look 60, there’s no protest–just a thought.
White House Owes Andrew Breitbart an Apology
Who hasn’t been in this position? You meet a girl and you joke around with her. You playfully call her a bitch, and she laughs and responds that you’re a bastard. Then you go a step further and use a little Mel Gibson language and she pours a drink on you or slaps your face. The same thing happened to Andrew Breitbart in a way.
You see Breitbart first came to national attention when his deceptively edited video made ACORN look like they were supporting prostitution. The result was without really checking out the video, ACORN was defunded. Even today, many people have not paid attention to the troubling aspects of the video like the employees who called the police about the “pimp” and “prostitute” who visited.
Seeing what he had made and calling it successful journalism, Breitbart shoddily edited another video tape and was shocked to find everybody overreacting. An innocent woman was fired and Fox News was left with egg on their face after promoting the video. What mistake did Breitbart make? Simply put, he was too trusting. He trusted the Obama administration to investigate the video, find out what it was and then leftists and patriotic Americans could fight in the media about what really happened in the media. Unfortunately, when the White House didn’t do their job and overreacted Breitbart was left holding the bag when people mistakenly blamed him for an innocent woman losing her job. Of course isn’t true. While Ms. Sherod may not have said anything racist in this speech, she probably did in another one.
The White House needs to react immediately to apologize to Andrew Breitbart and restore his good name. They are the ones who have dragged it through the mud by believe him and not checking out the facts. Until they do, Breitbart remains a victim of the reverse-racism of the Obama White House.
