Posts Tagged ‘Brazil’
Obama Costs America the Olympics

I really haven’t been able to figure out how to react to the news that Chicago lost the Olympics. At first, I was a big proponent of bringing the Olympics to Chicago because I am a big believer in the Olympic spirit of kicking the crap out of the rest of the world to prove that your country is supreme. I also hoped that it would start a landslide of gentrification through Chicago with the police finally crapping down on homeless vagrants in the poorer parts of the city. I knew that the city would probably be about $5 billion in debt when the dust cleared, but I’d get to see beach volleyball players up close.
However, as soon as President Obama began to publicly support the Olympics my attitude changed. I know for one that that anytime Barrack Hussein Obama is involved with an international group like the IOC, it is because he is working on creating a new world order or alternatively apologizing for American domination. I also don’t see how we really lose out as a city by not getting to see the greatest ping pong players in all of Finland or the greatest cyclists in all of Bulgaria. Let’s face it what America does best is self-storage and it is unlikely we would really be able to put our prowess on display at the Olympic games.
Now, that we lost to Rio I am outraged. Didn’t we launch a coup in Brazil and put a puppet government in place in the 50s? What kind of puppet government is this? If we had thought Brazil was a real threat we should have let them know that we didn’t approve of them competing with us. The obvious answer to this slight is for Chicago to hold their old Olympics in 2016 and give athletes a choice to go to either games. The Olympics give out medals, but we could give out cold hard cash. Let’s put capitalism to work for us and let the world cry out “U-S-A! U-S-A!”
Congratulations Readers – 200,000 Hits!

March 7, 2008 – August 4th, 2009 – 200,000 Hits
You readers have done it. You’ve put me at the elusive 200,000 hit mark and I for one am grateful. With this accomplishment we leave behind the little blogs out there written by 20 somethings living in their parents’ basement. We have entered the world of people like Drudge, Google, and Amazon.com who like us can sometimes get over 1,000 hits in a day. I thank all 1/5 million of you and I will continue to do my best to entertain and educate as we stand up to the rising threat of the Democrats.
We must stand ever vigilant my friends as we boldly go forward into the future. I have increasingly come under attack by left wingers who seek to shut us up merely because we seek to shut them up.
Liberal talk show host Ed Schultz is currently using his little proxies to attack me on his show’s message board. They’re so quick to lash out at our anger instead of asking why are 40 year old upperclass white males without serious health issues so angry about health care? Just for once I wish people would try and deal with the societal issues that lead to upper class white male anger. If Mr. Schultz wants to feud, I’ve got two words for him – “Bring it!”
On a more positive note, Lola from Brazil has posted an article in Spanish about me again. I really wish she’d post in English because other than my fondness for cheese and the movies of George Wendt, I really couldn’t figure out what she was trying to say. She even quoted me as saying, “trazer todo um país estrangeiro ao meu blog – é um país minúsculo, mas ainda assim, um país”. Now I know I would have remembered saying that–just forming those sounds would probably sprain my tongue.
Thank you again for following me. All great men have throngs of followers and until I build up my own throng I refuse to recognize my own greatness. I am glad that you are here to be part of that throng and to reconize that greatness for me.