That’s Right Nate

We Republicans have been watching a lot of television lately.   In February of 1999, Jerry Falwell went after Teletubbies for the obvious homosexual subtext of the show.   Recently, Bill O’Reilly and Andrew Breibart showed outrage at Sesame Street when the show aired a rerun and on second viewing they realized that when Oscar the Grouch called Pox News trashy, he was really taking a jab at Fox News.   I’m actually kind of surprised it took repeated viewing for such an obnoxious attack to sink in.

I have always given PBS a wide berth because I believed that their political messages were going over the heads of small viewers so if Thomas the Tank Engine was pushing for organized labor or Dora the Explorer was calling for amnesty for illegal immigrants I didn’t say anything.   I even ignored Clifford the Big Red Dog’s subtle messages about the danger of feeding animals growth hormones.   However, the PBS show Boobah has finally gone to far.

Boobah is nothing more than political indoctrination.   I’m not talking about their insipidly saccharine messages of fat acceptance and racial harmony, but of their constant shilling for the Obama administration.  To begin with, you need to translate baby talk.   Don’t forget just how young and audience that this show is aimed at.   When Emily was a little girl I could never get her to say the words “special prosecutor”  usually it would come out as something like “procu”.   A small child saying “Obama” would end up saying something like “Boobah”.   The repeated saying of the word Boobah over and over in the show indoctrinates small children that Obama is their friend.

Now it is possible that this is a coincidence and I’m overreacting a bit.   However, if you look at the ball floating in at the beginning of the show’s intro.  That floating ball of light looks very familiar.  Now where have I seen it before?   Hmm?  I think I remember now.   Was it here?

Now, we’re starting to get past the realm of any possible coincidence.   Our tax dollars are going to support PBS and while I do enjoy the occasional Yani concert from the Acropolis, I do not approve of my tax dollars being used to support indoctrinating our preschool children to blindly serve President Obama.   If we don’t put a stop to this now, there is no telling where it will spread to next.

You know who else liked addressing children? Hitler

Imagine sending your children to the safety of their own school only to find out that the day’s lessons will include reciting a socialist oath of allegiance?   Would you do it?  Millions of parents were faced with that very decision back on Columbus Day in 1892 when Republican President Benjamin Harrison applauded efforts to have school children across the nation recite The Pledge of Allegiance–an oath written by avowed socialist Francis Bellamy.   Despite the best efforts of your humble blogger, this socialist oath continues to be used to indoctrinate our children into the world of universal socialism.

This week Barrack Obama will attempt to further indoctrinate your children by speaking to them this coming Tuesday in school and pushing his own personal values. An Obama mouthpiece Tommy Vietor stated, “The goal of the speech and the lesson plans is to challenge students to work hard in school, to not drop out and to meet short-term goals like behaving in class, doing their homework and goals that parents and teachers alike can agree are noble. This isn’t a policy speech. This is a speech designed to encourage kids to stay in school.”

Really? Isn’t staying in school and working hard a value?  It’s certainly not one that I want my daughter exposed to.  Do you know who else liked to speak to school children? Adolph Hitler–you can look it up.   My relationship with my daughter was nearly shattered when she got brainwashed by her liberal teachers into supporting Obama over my objections in the election.  It was only my post-election panic attack which brought us back together.

What many people consider objectionable is the materials that were sent to principals a week ago.  These materials contained lesson plans that encouraged students to “take notes”, “write down key phrases”, and “write letters to themselves on how they can achieve their own goals”.   I’m sorry, but school is not the place for this sort of thing.  Taking notes forces students to pay attention to what is said, when they might otherwise not be inclined to.

If you do not want your children coming home from school that day talking about collective farming and religion being the opiate of the masses keep your children home.  If that is not practical, then please keep them up late on Monday night perhaps playing video games.   Send them to school without breakfast the following morning or with an overdose of high fructose corn syrup so that they will crash before the speech even starts.  You could also suggest they try health care town hall tactics in the classroom and attempt to disrupt the President’s speech by shouting down the teacher.