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My Saint Jing-Tao-Wow Day Adventure
Saint Jing-Tao-Wow Day was indeed a great day for the Irish
What a great day I had this morning celebrating America’s newest holiday Saint Jing-Tao-Wow Day! I hope you and yours had a joyous holiday as well.
9:00 Woke up and had 3 soft boiled eggs on white toast with orange juice for breakfast. Went out in my pajamas to get the newspaper.
10:15 Arrived at work late and chewed out my employees for slacking. Demanded that DuJuan an African-American employee play basketball against me at the local park. I didn’t believe him when he told me he wasn’t very good. We played for like 20 minutes of just awful basketball. I let him know that I’d expect more from him next year.
11:30 Went to lunch. I had a tuna melt and 3 martinis. I had a lot of fun hitting on the waitress.
12:40 Arrived back at work and took a nap. I told my employees that they were in charge and left promptly at 2PM
2:15 I listened to some light rock on the car radio as I drove around and watched other people celebrating the holiday. I saw a white police officer had pulled over a black motorist and I honked at them both and gave them the thumbs up sign.
4:00 I arrived at my sister’s place. It was a madhouse. All the kids were running around acting super Catholic. Somebody didn’t get the memo and decided a Saint must mean its yet another religious holiday. I guess too many crazy kids running around and overly religious behavior is stereotypically Irish so maybe in their mixed up way, they celebrated the hobby. Steve started prattling on about something or other with Easter so I was out of there by 4:30.
5:00 Dinner was tuna noodel caserole, but I used my mom’s recipe which has a special secret ingredient–you put crushed up potato chips on top and bake it with the chips right on there. Of course when you eat alone you mostly just scrape off the top layer with the potato chips and put the rest into tupperware until you’re not really sure what it is anymore.
7:30 Cracked open a couple of microbrews and began to write this article. I’m not really sure what this stuff is, but at $7 a bottle you know its good.
